FP edit: As I've been getting on the FP with disturbing regularity lately, I've started thinking of ways to keep myself off it, to see how it feels. But when I told my GF that I would share a naked picture of myself, to cool Imgur off a bit, she objected that this would completely blow me off the charts, with which I was forced to humbly agree. (Of course, her real fear was that she would've come under immense pressure to share me with her girlfriends after they saw it.) So I'm still thinking and until I figure it all out, feast your eyes on otters!